According to him, shoes are optional.
According to him, ambulances and fire trucks make completely different sounds.
According to him, candy is a treat--but donuts are a food.
According to him, he doesn't eat baby carrots because, well, he's not a baby.
According to him, he gets "tummy bubbles" when he's really hungry.
According to him, jam is the one and only true condiment for sandwiches.
According to him, the churches around here have the letter t on top.
According to him, if somebody asks where he lives, he will answer "Earth."
According to him, bugs have germs only if they're inside the house.
According to him, he's three years old, his sister is almost two, his dad is twenty, and his mom is four.
According to him, he is pretty darn smart.
