On Being a Mother

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I am a full-time, stay-at-home mother to a three-year-old and a twenty-month-old. Is it possible that I've signed up for the easiest possible gig in the world? Well, gee golly--thank my lucky stars, I chose wisely because I have yet to work a day in my life. 

My home is a Utopian paradise. I wake up each morning discovering that my army of cleaning fairies have left every room spic and span. All grocery shopping is conveniently delivered by owl post. Home organization and meal planning comes through osmosis. And just so that I don't break a sweat over teaching and disciplining matters, the lovely Mary Poppins drops in for the afternoon setting everything right. I lay my head upon my pillow at night never worrying my pretty little face about a single thing. Success is so easy to achieve in my world. I don't know why I went to school all those years, because I don't use any of it!

"Get a job and be paid a salary? No way!
"Sacrifice my time and my whole existence to love, nurture, and teach little humans? Doesn't that scream antifeminism to you?

I tell you, one of best perks in my life is cashing in on my sick day. I simply call in sick, and my two little bosses oblige. My toddlers--who, by the way, have superb immunity systems--will drive to the pharmacy for me, tuck me into bed, fix me some warm broth, and let me sleep for as long as I darn well please. And those vacation days? Don't get me started. Being with my children 24-7 is already a vacation. 

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Sarcasm aside, happy Mother's Day to mothers everywhere. No one type of mother has it hardest. Should we really be putting each other down about this anyway? There may be critics who scorn you for staying at home, or for working outside the home, or for not homeschooling your kids, or for breastfeeding too long, or for not breastfeeding at all, or for being a single mother, or for having too many kids, or for not having enough--despite what the world thinks, be proud that you are called Mother. 


Highest honor of my life. 


"Motherhood is near to divinity. It is the highest, holiest service to be assumed by mankind."
--Howard W. Hunter

A Much-Needed R&R

I don't participate in Facebook very well. If I do, I lurk around, waste a lot of time, and skim through a lot of status updates laced with a whole lotta of showboating. While on vacation, the first one without kids, the thought crossed my mind to share my awesome week with the Facebook universe. I had the urge to say, "Looky, lookie! I'm on vacation, and you're not!" I was riding hot on adrenaline with my newfound freedom and I had the urge to rub it into everyone's faces. Super tempting, but not my style.

That, my friends, is what blogging is for.

My top five boastings of what-I-almost-posted-on-Facebook-but-didn't-because-I-chickened-out-and-thought-it-would-be-too-flamboyant-but-still-blogged-about-it-so-it-could-be-documented:

5.) I didn't have to do a single thing today: I sat down at a table and someone brought me food, I discovered that someone made my bed and left me some little soaps in the bathroom, I changed zero diapers, I got a pedicure (sans nail polish) by effortlessly walking along the beach...at the end of the day, I sat at the edge of the pier with my Boy and watched the sun set over the ocean. So, what did you do today?


4.) I rode a bike around Martha's Vineyard all day long. My thighs and rear end are now rip roaring tight.


3.) Staying at the most lovely Bed & Breakfast. The wooden floorboards are from the early 1800s, the ceiling is slanted and oh-so-charming (squeal!), and I ate french toast and fresh blueberries on floral china.


2.) Drove to the tip of the Cape today. So rad. (Cape Cod for all you ignoramuses.)


1.) Did I mention that I'm vacationing with my hottie husband in Martha's Vineyard of all places? Have you been there? No? Does that make me better than you? Yeah, I think it does. Jealous, aren't we?

As you could tell, my excitement made me explode with various thoughts of tactlessness. Photos of the aforementioned happenings are to be posted shortly.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

It has taken me long enough to write about a loss in our family.

Before any inaccurate ideas start forming, I should follow up with another photo.

You think I'm trying to be amusing here? This was a big loss. Soon after I ran my fingers through his bob of hair one last time and had snipped away a piece of my baby boy's childhood, my mental state had to undergo the five steps of grieving.

Denial-------> "Is this swatch of hair really his? Am I really doing this? Nooooooooooo."

Anger-------> (With burning tears welling in my eyes) "I can't believe I got talked into getting his hair cut." (Looking at my husband and silently thinking to myself.) "I hate you."

Bargaining-------> "If only we didn't need to worry about ticks. If only his hair wasn't so thick. If only we didn't have to worry about July's humidity."

Depression-------> Tears. Lots of snot and tears.

Acceptance-------> "It'll be okay. He'll be miserable this summer if it doesn't get done."

I dreaded for an entire hour, waiting, as Boy took our little boy to SuperCuts. All of that waiting turned me into Lennie Small--stroking that tender ponytail of soft brown hair against my cheek as if it were one of Lennie's beloved rabbits at the farm. A little psycho, you say? Grief does that to you. The sound of the garage door rolling up and seeing the car return past the front window signaled my stomach to twist up into a knot.

Again, the five stages:

Denial-------> "This is not my little boy. This can't be happening to me."

Anger-------> (Looking at Boy) "How dare you." (Thinking about the person who cut off the hair) "It's ugly and it's too short. I hate it. I hate it! His beautiful head of hair is gone!" (Looking at my husband again) "You did this. A piece of my little boy just died. Don't talk to me."

Bargaining-------> "If only we could have kept his hair a little longer..."

Depression-------> I sobbed good and long on the couch. "He's not the same!" I wailed. "I can't look at him!" A hard cry with a box of tissues is always cathartic. It must have been another entire hour until I came to my senses and found resolution.

Acceptance-------> "It'll grow back at the end of the summer."

Rewind Five Years

Five years ago today on April 13th, a Friday, I had my first date--which was long overdue--with this girl's father. And on that day, we became a little more than just friends. Or penpals. Or "oh, she's just a girl."





Proof that Friday the 13th isn't always unlucky.

Bar Harbor

Three things used to come to mind when I thought of Maine...

This:

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these:

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and its romantic coastlines of these:

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But now, Maine is more. After being whisked away on the last weekend of March--for a late birthday weekend getaway to Bar Harbor, Maine--there's a little more that comes to mind when I think of The Pine Tree State.

Thanks to off-season rates, our hotel room overlooked the Atlantic. For two mornings, we awoke to the most beautiful sunrises and glittering ocean ripples. I could live here, I thought. It reminded me of a favorite Ingrid Michaelson song that goes:

"I will live my life as a lobsterman's life on an island on the blue bay. 

He will take care of me, he will smell like the sea, and close to my heart he'll always stay.

I will bear three girls all with strawberry curls

little Ella, and Nelly, and Faye.

While combing their hair, I will catch his warm stare on our island in the blue bay.

Far away, far away, I want to go far away.

To a new life on a new shoreline.

Where the water is blue and the people are new,

To another island in another life."

I wanted so badly to enjoy my first lobster experience. I gave it my best shot by grazing from Boy's dinner plate--one bite was enough for me. But fried haddock, a side of fries, and bites of Maine blueberry pie did not disappoint. Once our little boy shockingly discovered that the lobster he was staring at in the face was dad's dinner, it didn't take him long to chant, "Eat it, Dad! Go eat it! Eat it!" It is probably a good thing I am not a lobsterman's wife. 

And Acadia? Sigh. We practically owned the place as we drove through it. The drawback to experiencing Acadia during the off-season is road closings to more beautiful natural landscapes of art. That, and a carriage ride up to Cadillac Mountain--the first place in the United States to see the morning sun.

The 5-hour car ride, and back, was worth it. My kids' practical nonchalance in the car amazes me. They take after their Dad as far as road trips are concerned.

And yes, Boy and I will be back. Next time it wouldn't be a bad idea to then skip on over to nearby Nova Scotia (once I get a passport). For a girl like me who is not a world traveler, this is big. BIG.

Boston in a Day

If I were to spend a day in Boston, I would:

Pack my car with a stroller, two little ones, and a bag full of snacks...
Pick up a sister and brother-in-law who I haven't seen in a year...
Take a stroll through Boston Common...
Follow the Freedom Trail and feel all patriotic...
Visit colonial graveyards: stare at the winged skull headstones, recite from memory those Mother Goose rhymes, and chuckle to myself upon seeing the empty cup of beer paying homage to the late Samuel Adams...

Appreciate beautiful architecture...
Watch my footing while walking on the uneven cobblestone streets...
Stand at the site of the Boston Massacre and ponder about American freedom...
Breathe in the Atlantic sea air--imagine the infamous night when crates of tea were thrown out into Boston Harbor...

Watch my three-year-old have the time of his life chasing a flock of pigeons strutting across the street from the Old South Meeting House...
Share a bag of a half dozen bagels at Bruegger's. Save the green St. Patty's flavored one for the little people...
Notice people passing by you with little white boxes in hand as you walk on Hanover Street...
Get yourself one of those white boxes from Mike's Pastry and fill it with cannoli and a lobster tail...

Watch that same three-year-old boy drive some of his favorite Hot Wheels on the brick-paved Freedom Trail...
Tell my aching feet to keep walking...
Spot a golden grasshopper on the tippy top of Faneuil Hall (unique, quirky, and very cool)...
Eat a burger at Cheers--because everybody there knows your name...
Call my husband after his long day of work to let him know how glorious my day was--and let him know that I saved him the much-envied cream-filled lobster tail in my little white box...
Drive another two hours with two more passengers in the car, excitedly looking forward to having guests in my home.

And that's just scratching the surface. Big cities, oh how I love them.

Roller Coaster

Finally--the last day of March.

I lived on a roller coaster ride for the last eight weeks (and hung onto my might by the hairs of my chinny chin chin). For some, a roller coaster is a voluntary thrill-seeking joy ride. For me? Never. I don't see it any different than turning on my vacuum and inserting the hose into my mouth. No, thank you.

March's roller coaster was testy. It wasn't easy and it wasn't nice. As sickening as roller coasters are, whatever comes down can always roll back up.

Down:  March began with Boy's new family friendly schedule in the ICU.
Up:  In like a lamb--sunny blue spring skies.
Down:  The 'diary' continued for more than a week to end its course. Coughs and runny noses then kept us locked away from civilization for another four or five days.
Up:  We tried almost every flavor of Gatorade.

Whee!

Up:  After a hard day of the sickies, Little Blue Eyes climbed up the couch and lay his head on my lap, asking for me to stroke his hair. For the first time ever, without being prompted, he looked up at me from my lap and said, "I love you, Mom." He added, "You're the best Mom." Happy tears for me that night.
Down:  The same little tender-hearted boy found me with sad tears the next day as I was kneeling in prayer. "Why are you crying, Mom?" he inquired as he tried to uncover my face buried in my arms. It wasn't long until his two little feet made off downstairs to alert his sleeping, overworked, post-call dad. "Mom sad! Mom sad! Wake up, Dad! Come help me!"
Up:  We had family come to visit for a few days.
and higher: We spent a day in Boston, ate at my favorite breakfast place in Hanover, and shared favorite places in the Upper Valley with them.
and highest: Boy had a day off to see them and we made the most of it.
then down, down, down: Their presence lasted only a few days and then they boarded a plane home.

Whee!

Up: celebrated the birthdays of the two boys in my life.
and still Up: went to the theater to see The Hunger Games with girlfriends I barely ever see.
Down: got sick on my birthday.
Lower: ICU got the best of Boy. His poor brain got fried. A little amnesia maybe?
Lower: then it snowed...a little.
Then up...up...UP: a belated birthday surprise and weekend getaway to the Maine coast.

Life wouldn't be a life without multiple highs and lows, but with March ended on a high, I'm content that this triple birthday month didn't crash and burn. After celebrating my 30th birthday--for the second year in a row, this year has finally started right after all.

Gratitude 
turns what we have 
into Enough. 
--author unknown

Summer decided to leap frog over Spring this year.

The first day of Spring brought us a balmy sizzling 80 degrees. Weird. This confusing heat wave continued all week long. My kids, running barefoot on our brown matted down grass, wore bathing suits instead of what normally should have been snowsuits. Yet, all I could think of were our poor maple syrup farmers. No sugar-on-snow this year. Bummer.

The freckles on my nose are beginning to appear again--hello, sunshine! Mud season? What mud season?

My Indy girl, like a true Midwesterner, ain't buying this nonsense. She knows fickle sunshine when she sees it. If there's one thing about Spring that I don't miss, it's tornado season--and this year, it wasn't at all kind to this little girl's home state. So far, New England hasn't produced the extreme weather that I've been warned about.

For now, we're counting our (limited?) days of sunshine as days of outdoor fun. Pretty soon, April will surely give us lots of rain, mud, and all sorts of bugs and baby ticks. Can't wait.

Flavor of the Month

Before sugaring season in many parts of Vermont ended earlier because of the unnatural Spring heat, I got to see a maple syrup farm live in action for the very first time.

To see a live-working, sap-boiling sugar house is a unique amenity of living in rural New England. At only a short drive away, we can see a long-standing tradition that has made Vermont's sugar maple trees famous. While there are places I've seen that still tap trees from traditional metal buckets, the modern-day way is through a series of tubes weaving through the trees.

The beginning of March marks the start of sugar season. To put it all simply, sap is collected after a cold night and a warm day, loaded into big white tanks, and hauled to a sugar house by a tractor.

I'll let you follow along with pictures to see it travel all the way down to our favorite sugar house.

The white pipe from the tractor takes the sap to a holding tank, and then the white tube across the bottom takes it inside to be boiled. After it has been boiled (after tons, and tons, and tons of water has been evaporated), you've got delicious maple syrup for drizzling atop a stack of your favorite buttermilk pancakes. Or for marinating your favorite breakfast sausage. OR (my recent favorite) for sweetening a berry New England pandowdy.

Wonder why it's so expensive? Perhaps because it takes roughly 50 gallons of sap for every gallon of maple syrup. Just my theory.

The different grades of syrup is determined by the weather. This year, I've been told most of this year's tapping has produced lots of dark amber. Blame it on the warmer-than-usual winter that we just had.

Did I get that right, Vermont?

I have nothing against New Hampshire's maple syrup--my loyalty is with the Vermont brand. We just don't bother buying the less famous kind.